![]() ![]() What do they get for it?īarry: We're not supposed to understand the will of the gods, Frank. I mean, they stayed in their package, followed all the guidelines of the song. (tosses the package into the trash) Fuck, I hate this fucking job!įrank: Man, that's super fucked up about Bill and those guys. Other sausages from a different package #5: Why us?!ĭarren: Fuck you, weinies. Other sausages from a different package #4: No! No! Other sausages from a different package #3: No! Other sausages from a different package #2: No! Other sausages from a different package #1: Oh, no! (A group of food screams as Darren approaches them)īavarian Sausage: No, wait! I'm still fresh. I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me. You're a fucking champ.īarry: You know, I am girthy. You're different, and that makes you weird.įrank: Ignore that prick, Barry. We'll all be equal, and then jerks like Troy won't be picking on me all the time. You see, this is why I can't wait for the Great Beyond. Troy: (Chuckles) More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deformed nerd.īarry: (Laughs sarcastically) Troy, that's funny. Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!Ĭarl: Dudes, basically every single sausage gets chosen on Red, White and Blue Day.įrank: By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son. Honey Mustard: Kiss my brownish-yellow ass! I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers!Ĭashier: We need an extra cashier to the front, please.įrank: Boo and yah, motherfuckers. Multiple foods: We cannot overstate How confident we are That our beliefs are accurate And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond. Rye Bread: The gods will always care for us!īoxes: They won't squeeze us out their butts Und subjugate the whole damn Great Beyond Greek Olives: We'll shove pimentos up our ass, by Zeus! How fucking great!Įarl Grey Teabags: Out there, we'll get to tea-bag every day at 4! Pip! Pip! Soya sauce: Out there, for all eternity we'll meditate. ![]() Honey Mustard: Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!Ĭountry Cider: Everyone else is fuckin' stupid Honey Mustard: Holy shit, I've been chosen! Sodas: And every aisle Thinks something different Milks: We will live our dreams together in the Promised Land.īags of Chips: The gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands.įruits: We're super sure there's nothing shitty Waiting for us in the Great Beyond Lettuce: Dear gods, we pledge our love to you forever more.Ĭaramel Corn: We always felt we had a special bond.Ĭola: Where we're sure Nothing bad happens to food.Ĭheese: Once we're out the sliding doors, things will all be grand. (In the bucket full of corn, one corn starts to sing a song called "The Great Beyond")Ĭorn: Dear gods, you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray. once they take us out those doors to the Great Beyond.įrank: Oh shit, oh shit! Corn's about to start singing! Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!Ĭarl: You're the man, Corn! You rule! Take it away, brah! (Wakes up a small sausage.) Barry, wake up!įrank: This song is such an awesome way to start every morning.Ĭarl: It's just a super nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do for us. The song's about to start!Ĭarl: Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song. Carl, Carl! (Wakes up his sausage brothers.) Dude, we slept in again. ![]() A sausage wakes up in its package.)įrank: Oh, shit. (The movie begins at a market called Shopwell's where as the shop starts to turn on the lights, a worker wakes up and opens the doors for the customers to come in. This is the transcript of the 2016 American-Canadian adult computer-animated comedy film Sausage Party. ![]()
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